Picket Line Bear

August 6, 2015

The RMT has seen reports that a bear has been photographed attending official picket lines. Mick Cash is unavailable for comment.

Industry insiders suspect it may in fact be a monkey in disguise and even potentially a major Night Tube recruitment drive to recruit nocturnal animals for all those friday and saturday nights. London Zoo have confirmed that they have checked and it has not escaped from them.

If seen, the travelling public are advised to give him a cuddle as pickets are entirely peaceful and appreciate the love. People attending work in order to strike break are advised to just turn round and go home.

Some of the above may not be entirely accurate 😉

Picket Line Bear

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